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A masturbatory excretion directed onto any paraphernalia supporting the Tea Party or Delaware's Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell.
At an anti-masturbation rally, "all of these Tea Party pickets are missing something, like a splash of white. I'm gonna give them the O'Donnell Splat."
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The largest land mammal in Hollywood, it was once believed to be female and doctors took it's word.
Child: Zookeeper zookeeper, those two elephants are killing each other.
Zookeeper: It's Rosie O'Donnell eating.
Child: Oh.
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What you think of when you have an erection and you need to get rid of it
Guy 1: Aww, dude, I can't stop getting erections from looking at my tutor.
Guy 2: Just do what I do and think of Rosie O'Donnell.
Guy 1: Thanks, man!
One week later...
Guy 1: Oh shit, man! You're the best! Rosie O'Donnel is so fugly I didn't get an erection for a whole week!
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The process of tucking you dick and balls back through you legs to give the illusion that you have a vagina or at least not a dick.
Most likely because rosie o'donnell is a man.
Tom gets out of the shower
Bill "hey did you get a sex change"
Tom "no, just trying out the ol' rosie o'donnell"
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Former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback most remembered for throwing two interceptions to Dallas Cowboys cornerback Larry Brown in Super Bowl XXX. The Steelers went on to lose the game. Many Steelers fans blame O'Donnell for the loss.
Neil O'Donnell is the reason we lost the Super Bowl!!!
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A stupid fuckin hypocrite liberal Democrat and lesbian who was rabid in her anti-2nd amendment position and bent on eroding our rights until it was pointed out that she herself has many armed body guards for "her" protection so why shouldn't regular poor Americans be able to own a gun to protect themselves or their families and loved ones.
She has since (finally) realized that she was a fucking hypocrite on this and has finally cooled her jets on trying to erode others rights which she herself utilizes for her own protection.
So I congratulate her on that.
Maybe one day she will become even more self aware and have further awakening and stop licking butt.
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We had a great time in Maui watching the many Rosie O'Donnell's surfacing and shooting ocean water through their blow holes.
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