penal objection

The sudden expulsion of sperm fluids from a penal object resulting from penal stimulation from any of various corals. A penal objection may also occur from seeing a particularly attractive coral but not making penal contact with it. (See also premature ejaculation)

Jeff achieved an epic penal objection while making penal contact with his girlfriends anal corals.

Object Movie

A short or feature film influenced by object shows, often using assets with the style of the OSC.

Did you watch a new object movie?

lol objection

The replacement of objection in pheonix wright: ace attorney in a nutshell (search on YT if you want).

This is supposed to be funny or a reminder that the show is funny, whichever tho...

NOTE: NO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS INVOLVED!

Note^2: To use to trigger unfunny judges.

Apollo: objection lol!
Maya: no, it's lol objection you moron
Apollo: Shut up maya
Pheonix: lol don't use my catchphrase lolthief

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

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Money is no object

What rich assholes say to make it all the more clear that they're rich assholes.

Trust Fund Baby: "Father, I don't like the view from my hotel window... I can see a women's shelter and I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anyone less fortunate than we are."

Father: "Mmmm-yes. I shall buy the property tomorrow and have it closed forever so you don't have to think about its existence for the week we'll be staying here."

Trust Fund Baby: "Can we do that?"

Father: "Of course! Money is no object for us!"

Trust Fund Baby: "Thank you, father!"

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object-oriented

1. A type of programming, that allows users to program in modular pieces.

2. A type of sexual fetish, where the afflicted insists on using foriegn items found around the house in order to heighten sexual pleasure.

1. C++ is my favorite object-oriented programming language.

2. Ozkirbus is just too object-oriented in the orgies for anyone to feel safe and have a good time.

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Object of Affection

Person that prevents concentration by the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, desire, etc.

She can't eat, can't sleep, can't focus on anything until her "Object of Affection" belongs only to her!

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