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Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.
Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"
"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"
"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
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When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!
Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Oliver: Huh?
Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!
Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd
Oliver: Untruth! Bye!
Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!
V. When a dude relunctantly has intercourse with someone whom he considers to be slightly repulsive, doing so solely out of obligation to his penis. This term is especially important when your bros ask you the age-old question, "Would you hit that?" in reference to a somewhat unattractive chick.
Biscuit Joe: "Hey, man, would you bang Caitlin?"
Grey Jiff: "Uh... I wouldn't enjoy sexing up Caitlin, but I feel like I owe it to my dick to get some action. I might not nail anyone else for a long time. So, yeah, I'd close my eyes, take a deep breath, imagine Jessica Alba, and obligation bang Caitlin's nasty ass.
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When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.
See facebook friend snare
I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.
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an ethics in which it is wrong to withold sex from someone and cause suffering from sex pangs. which is equal to a punch in the face ect.
I follow sex obligation ethics.
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Someone who "opts out" of plenty potential social situations, regardless of whether they do want to participate or not—opts out not by their own will, but because they "have to" because of unchangeable or similar circumstances.
Susie is an obligate introvert; instead of following a proper public school education, due to a myriad of sensible reasons, she learns shit at home using Acellus, Wikipedia, her parents' biased political opinions, reality shows, and homeschool textbooks. The downside or "opportunity cost" of this is that she is unable to make friends face-to-face at school. She instead meets them mostly on the internet...
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“I’m feeling really obligated because these people are prejudice”