German Omelet

Where an omelet is taken to a circle of men who ejaculate on it. The last person to cum on the omelet has to eat it.

Circle Jerk Omelet, Cum Cake, German Omelet

7👍 3👎

spanish omelet

A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet

Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.

18👍 14👎

chocolate omelet

A huge poop, larger then just a normal loaf.

Dude - I just whipped up this monster Chocolate Omelet!

10👍 6👎

Guatemalan Omelet

The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.

Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.

The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".

Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?

Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)

Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?

5👍 2👎

cheese omelet

Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.

I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since she was playing hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames with me.

8👍 6👎

Dutch Omelete

The act of having a female companion give a blow job to one male counterpart and a handjob to the other male while under the covers and being dutchovened by both males. This is a remix of the popular dutch oven.

I was blowing Dom and jerkin off Greg when they both farted and made a Dutch Omelete.

35👍 35👎

cock omelet

Term used during WLC(warrior leadership course) in the ARMY when a fellow battle buddy switches MRE's(meal ready to eat) when you are taking a piss. You come back to find out your mcrib sandwich was replaced with a vegetable omelet MRE resulting in you calling him a cock omelet out of frustration and disappointment to finding out that you have the worse possible MRE in the face of the earth. Can be used in any situation resulting in where a person is a cock omelet.

"Dave, what are you giggling about?"
"Nothing, Brad"
"WTF!!!! veggie omelet????? what happened to my mc rib MRE?!?!?"
"haha"
"you fucking cock omelet!!"

11👍 10👎