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David

A guy who does not share his feelings, keeps to himself. Does not get a hint when you like him. Everyone in his class loves him (even some of the guys). Girls get jealous and catfight over him. He will regrete liking you and say he will throwup then go right on and talk to you. Very funny, can be romantic, attractive, and sexy guy. He loves to talk. Does not call you back.If you date a David you will be praised, and worshiped.

"I told David you liked him and he said he wanted to throwup"

five seconds later.....
David walks up to the person that likes him "hey whats up!"

by Amazing Anna December 6, 2009

207πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


David

David is by far the most amazing guy any girl could only dream of. He's extremely funny, he's got that charm that will definitely capture a girl's attention instantly. Usually not shy about anything or with anyone. A HUGE flirt! The hottest guy ever to walk on this Earth! He's extremely sexy and the BEST in bed! Knows just how to please a girl. Has beautiful eyes that are a mystery to anyone BUT the person that has his heart. Not anyone is able to capture his heart. Though he is extremely good looking and has tons of admirers he's still self-conscious at points. Needs to be well appreciated and shown that he really is amazing. Very intelligent and always knows how to have fun. Knows exactly what to say to make anyone feel amazing about themselves. His arms are a safety zone. Protective and forceful, will defend what/who he cares for above all. Sweet, kind, and very loving. Any girl that has David as her boyfriend is definitely the LUCKIEST girl out there!

I am so lucky to be able to call the most perfect, amazing, hottest guy ever MINE! His name is David.

by tigerrr10 May 23, 2011

341πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


David

A guy who is truly amazing. He is really into music, he plays guitar, and he's really the perfect guy. You can't get a guy better than David. He brightens up the room when he walks in. He's a great friend, and also a great lover. He treats girls with the upmost respect. If you ever date a David, don't let him get away. All the girls want him, but he only wants one girl. The one he loves. He means what he says, and he tries to prove it. Great kisser, and the best boyfriend someone will ever have. He will marry a girl whose name starts with a "T." The point is, he is the best guy you will ever meet.

I wish David was mine. It's not fair he's dating her.

by chickensquare August 5, 2011

54πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


David

A king of men! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. To anger him is to incur a wrath not seen since the age of Spartan warriors!

When I grow up, I want to be a David.

by Coimiceoir February 10, 2009

1214πŸ‘ 487πŸ‘Ž


David

a charming and very kindhearted boy who is loved beyond expressible. he's the single most best person to walk into my life and he gives me faith, hope and a reason to love. hes the person i would do anything for and life is meaningless without him. I love you David. if you ever get a chance to meet David, keep him so close to your heart and please, please cherish him.

david is the most amazing....

by pinto.minto June 22, 2010

138πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

by LiLPička March 25, 2019

38πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Davidism

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.

by God, aka David February 11, 2009

60πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž