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The Designated Hitter for Boston Red Sox. Nicknamed Big Papi.
He is one of the most bad ass mother fuckers to grace the game of baseball.
Believed to be the second coming of Jesus in the Dominican Republic.
Dude, did you see that Dominican praying to a golden statue of David Ortiz aka Big Papi? I don't blame him.
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A voice actor for dubs of animé series, ranging from Slayers to Pokémon.
Is known to make some episodes of animé series totally unwatchable, due to her inabillity to make ANY sort of variation between charcters voices. For example, at least 12+ voices she has provided in the pokémon series have been completly identical, 2 of these characters being important cast memebers.
Needs to be fired unless she can produce an alternate voice.
Lisa Ortiz isn't a good voice actor. 4Kids should use the money they burn on the fireplace to hire a bunch of new talent...
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The Prettiest and baddest bitch out there 😈💯 this girl is quiet and keeps to herself cuz she don't have time for fake bitches. She keeps it real. She shy but get her mad and the demon comes out of her. She's gorgeous 😍💯 and one of the most loveable people out there 😌 And the freakiest 😛😏
Noun. "Get yourself a Lizzet Ortiz."
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a girl that is typically mexican and enjoys making sandwiches. has medium sized boobs and a nice ass. also enjoys pissing you the hell off at times
dude she pisses me the maria ortiz off!
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A big hitting DH for the Boston Red Sox, who hits homers with a ration of about 1:6!!!!!!!!!!
The DH for the Red Sx, wearing #34 and often doing goofy hadshakes!You may also know David Ortiz as........ Big Papi!
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a mexican american MMA fighter with cool attitude and killer KO´s
Do you think Tito Ortiz will kick Frank Shamrock in their rematch?
Of course, he is younger, in better condition, appears to train and is a bad dude
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Pretty good gamers and really bad at any physical activities weather it comes to boxing or sports. There also known as simps but just hide it really good
Cristopher Ortiz bruh what are you doing stop yourself
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