Obamas' in the Oval Office

referring to turds in the toilet

yo nigga! who the fuck left Obamas' in the Oval Office? remember next time to flush!

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Blue Oval Disease

Blue Oval Disease is common among Americans. It is a disease in which the person infected is completely convinced that Ford automobiles are the best in the world. The infected person lacks the understanding that their car or truck is not the best in the world. To the infected person any other automobile is junk and does not meet the American standards of transportation. This disease can have many symptoms, and examples.

Blue Oval Disease Examples

EXAMPLE- Rusty Wallace is gonna win because he drives a Ford.

EXAMPLE- You would not have that problem with a Ford.

EXAMPLE- Everyone knows that Mustangs are not the fastest cars on the road. The person infected will tell you his/hers is.

EXAMPLE- They are the first to complain about other manufactures design flaws, and how Ford doesn't have any.....lol.

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oval window

Any Volkswagen Beetle between the years of 1954 and 1957 with the rear window oval in shape.

Yeah I drive a 57 Oval window.

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Oval Office Grab-ass

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

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oval orifice

A US democrat president's dick (coined in Washington, 2000).
See doggy style for Republican use of the White House.

The president got his oral orifice a mouthpiece and lied about it.

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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

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Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

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