Penis Whisperer, someone who knows their way around a penis:)
Brandy is a PW, I can't get enough:)!¡
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PW Plague: A bacterial infection/disease (possibly covid) caught by almost everyone a PW
Person 1: Hey, Why is everyone getting sick
Person 2: Idk I think it’s the flu
Person 3: No idiot it’s the Pw plague
Pussy Withdrawal Syndrome - when a man spends a considerable amount of time (hours,days+) in the presence of hot women and then suddenly gets chucked back into reality where female contact is limited. Men on their return from a bachelor party are highly susceptible. Trivia: It was first diagnosed by a Groomsmen and Patient Zero was a Groom.
Syndrome Symptoms include but not limited to: sore throat, fatigue and energy bursts, mood swings, headache, inability to drink alcohol, seasickness, bloatness, acid reflux and in very rare cases hernia.
Man 1 the next day after a day party: "bro I don't feel like doing anything - this drinking isn't doing me any favours and I feel a bit bloated"
Man 2: "It's just PWS, you'll feel better at tonight's party"
Acronym. Male daily bedtime routine: Piss/Shit, Wank & Sleep.
Right I’m gonna PWS talk to you tomorrow