Pastel-core

A genre of music containing bands whose t-shirts and other related artwork are characterized by bright, loud colors (pastel) and nonsensical designs. Usually worn by some skinny douche who thinks he's "brutal" or "hardcore" because of listening to said band(s). Generally just awful music but not always.

Example of bands that could be considered "Pastel-core" are Asking Alexandria, Suicide Silence, A Day to Remember, August Burns Red, etc.

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Fruit Pastel Game

A game where one partner takes a fruit pastel and inserts it into either the vagina or anus, the other partner will then suck the fruit pastel out taking with it all the various juices and diseases.

"Hey Joe, how did you get all them warts on your face?"
"Aw Joe, me and Suzanne played the fruit pastel game last night and well you know what Sue is like."

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Pastel de Nata

“Pastel de Nata” is the one of the best sweets you can eat when you’re visiting Portugal.

It’s a little egg tart but it’s a disrespect to call them anything other than their name

“Eu adorei este Pastel de Nata” (“I loved this Pastel de Nata”
“Sabe-me dizer onde se pode comprar Pastéis de Nata?”(Can you tell me where I can buy Pastéis de Nata(plural of Pastel de Nata)?”)

Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.

I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.

get the pastels cooking

1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies

Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago

food pastel

chlorine

i eat food pastel

Bonito pastel

Nice cake in spanish. Used to say to a Spanish girl that they have a nice booty. It is commonly used in England as the British are messed up demons of nature and do not actually like to drink tea or have a posh accent but just say to old ladies they have nice cake

"Hey who's that girl"
"I dont know but shes got some bonito pastel"