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Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?
*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
if you have this you should see a doctor as when you have this you will piss a lot of blood
i went to the doctorfor my constant pee wees
When a science teacher flirts with you and then touches you with a beaker
Lizzy: my science teacher just pee wee tapperded me
Nate:me too
When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).
"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."
When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing
Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-