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A dumbass bint that just goes “I’m Peppa Pig, oink” and has a brother named George, not with pig on the end, just George, that can only say dinosaur and is a crybaby. I hate this show it is crap!
Big kid: “Oh look, that child still watches Peppa Pig. Boo!”
Little kid: “well you don’t eat everything with a fork, I do because Peppa does!”
Big kid: “Listen you lameass loser, you don’t eat everything with a fork you mongrel! Peppa is an asshole!”
Other big kid: “Hey, my little brother and sister are afraid because they saw Momo on there! Ha, ha! Scaredy-cats!”
Big kid: “Good one!”
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Peppa Pig is a convicted felon on 13 counts of tax evasion. He is currently serving life in prison at a Federal prison for his evil deeds.
“Hey did you see that the Feds arrested that pig from Nick Jr.?”
“You mean Peppa Pig?”
“Yeah. That’s him”
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The perfect example of a kids TV show gone wrong, as several people with actual good humour edit the show into the videos known as YouTube poops while 4 year olds actually enjoy it despite the fact that it is the bane of our existence when not splattered with infinite memes and sexual jokes
Peppa Pig is on? Guess I’ll go kill myself then.
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Peppa Pig is a children's television programme broadcasting on Channel 5 and Nick Jr. in the UK, Nickelodeon/Nick Jr. in the USA, ABC 4 Kids in Australia and Discovery Kids in Latin America, including Brazil. Each episode is approximately five minutes long. The show revolves around Peppa, an anthropomorphic female pig, and her family and friends. Each of her friends is a different species of animal. Peppa's friends are her age, and Peppa's younger brother George's friends are his age. Episodes tend to feature everyday activities such as attending playgroup, going swimming, visiting their grandparents, cousins, going to the playground or riding their bikes.
The characters wear clothes, live in houses, and drive cars, but still display some characteristics of the animals on which they are based. Peppa and her family snort like pigs during conversations in which they are speaking English, and the other animals make their respective noises when they talk, with some exhibiting other characteristics, such as the Rabbit family's squeaking sounds and enjoyment of carrots. The Rabbits are also the sole exception to the rule of human-like habitation, in that they live in a burrow in a hill, though it has windows and is furnished in the same way as the other houses. The characters also blush when embarrassed and their mouths express other emotions such as sadness, happiness, irritation, bewilderment and confusion. Although the main characters—mostly mammals—are anthropomorphic.
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The most dummy thicc pig ever to appear on nickolodeon, she n george are the defenition of brother and sister.
guy: whos your favourite act-
me: peppa pig *oink*
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Peppa what are you doing in my dictionary
Guy 1: Eats chocolate. Peppa WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY CHOCOLATE
GUY:2 peppa looks a lil bit cute
GUY 3: That bacon will be tasty tho
peppa Pig
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