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an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem
-you should say it in a silly way
-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü
- Why perched?!?!!?!?
- well... thats about it really
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1) A deranged psychopath.
2) A Socially Sexual individual.
3) An individual who can never believe he/she is wrong no matter how much proof you have against them.
4) A white fish.
5) One who is unfaithful.
6) An extremely manipulative, gold digging, backstabbing, lying, and insecure individual.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Perch?
Guy 2: What she have an std?
Guy 1: Nah man she's amazing at giving head
Guy 2: Oh! I know I got get from her last night while her husband was out.
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Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31
Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.
Now that's a dece perch.
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A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
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Noun. A term used to describe the smell of a nasty vagina. A combination of fish smell and worm dirt smell. It can also be used in reference to a woman in particular.
Me: yo did you tap that ass last night?
Friend: hell no. She dropped her pants and smelled like straight perch bait
A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.
Did you see that product display?!
Got a full Merch Perch right now