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Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
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"Because periods suck!
And commas rule!
This is Sex Education, not grammar fool!"
-I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh
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That time of the month when a female looks up into the sky, sees a full moon and turns into a werewolf. The week of the full moon, the woman is expected to seem very agitated and moody. Be warned: prolonged exposure may lead to serious injury or death!
The period of time that, at the sight of the full moon, the woman transforms into a furry beast and destroys all insight.
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Fuckin bullshit that runs down your leg after taking a shower once a month for a fucking week.
Girl:*gets out of shower*
Period:*here I come bitch*
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The greatest excuse/scapegoat in the world.
"Sorry I can't today, I'm on my period."
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A time a woman's vagina bleeds. It's annoying to both males and females.
Will often cause a girl to go from calm and sane (well, at least as calm and sane as a girl can get) to violent, batshit insane and irrational.
Note to all guys: Stay the fuck away from a girl on her period unless you like getting hulk smashed 20 feet below the ground.
"Jenny is on her period."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I'm now missing 7 teeth and an eyeball."
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