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A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.
The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.
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The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.
To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"
Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"
Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."
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When a man/woman is going down on a woman and then starts to fuck her with his nose (Pinocchio) while eating her asshole out (Tossing).
When I am Tossing with Pinocchio, Becky loves it!
A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.
"Dude, I'm so hungry"
"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."
"..."
"Pinocchio down under"
A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.
I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.
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a burn or cut on the penis from rapid masterbation
if pinocchio masterbates he will cause a fire from wood on wood which is called a pinocchio burn
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It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.
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