Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks to minimize damage to his/her undies.

Man, I farted earlier and some squirt dump came out with it. I'm glad I was using my poopstick.

These hemorrhoids got my poopstick looking like a tampon.

poopsticker

Mainly a used term in Africa, although could be used anywhere else. Poopsticker is used when oneself takes a poop
then puts the turd in a bucket, (by hand) then proceed to attach a sticker to that piece of feces in that bucket. Once

the person has found his victim, the person swings the bucket to the victim and the turd fly's out to there face with a

nice little sticker in the end.

This term and action was found in southern Africa as a "extreme" joke of action to there peers. Mainly these horrific
feces attacks has been happening frequently but has since bin died down.

WHY DID YOU THROW FECES AT MY MOM!

its not a bad thing, poopsticker is an art of true kindness and integrity, you should be happy.

WHAT??