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Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,
There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,
-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.
-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"
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An inherent disease which affects ones ability to enjoy anything that stimulates, thus providing the world with the most boring natured man.
That man is chucking a Porridge White.
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The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.
Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"
When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.
Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"
"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"
Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"
The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.
"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"
Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.
I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.