To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.
I hate talking to Jordan, he always does the Porte Shuffle making things weird.
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The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.
My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.
After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
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A failed tourist village with a population made up mostly of senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with 5 whole businesses, and a siren that goes off every day at noon, or when an old lady locks herself out of her house.
Person 1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Florida of Michigan?
Person 1: That's the one.
The blue liquid water that splashes out of the toilet onto your ass when taking a shit in a port-a-potty.
Man i got port-a-splash yesterday at the fair. I had no choice, all the junk i ate forced me to take a shit in the port-a-potty.
A Newport cigarette that has mostly been smoked but still has 3-5 hits left.
Yo, before you flick that cig, lemme get a port short!
The parallel port on a computer
Fuck, somebody left the arafat port cable unplugged again! I lost all of my data!
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To jerk off and cum inside an empty pack of Newport cigarettes.
Charlie was so fucked up last night, man. After we finished smoking, he went into the bathroom and proceeded to Pork a Port.