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Eric: This asian girl wants my shit, should I hot carl her?
Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.
An unwritten rule of the Portuguese people in the internet. When browsing random posts about our country or culture online, usually by foreigners, no matter the subject we have the patriotic duty to type in the comments :"Portugal Caralho!" as to instill our sense of national pride for our great nation!
Caps lock may be applied to emphasize excitement levels aswell as multiple exclamation points.
Random world cup commentator somwhere on the interwebs number 1: "I don't know, I don't think Portugal has the team to make it to the final! I mean they have Ronaldo, but what else?"
Portuguese patriot: "PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!"
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An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.
Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.
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Portugal police was used in anomalys video when they were busting down CSGO cheaters.
Portugal police hands up. "Arestinho Ronaldinho"
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(Also known as S.O.P) A hardcore Portuguese Gang mainly organized in the early 80's. Localized mainly to the San Jose, San Francisco bay area.
"Damn kid, I got straight beat down from Sons of Portugal last week, ain't no joke! It was brutal!"
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Taking a poop outdoors in someone's yard.
Zero is going portugal in the neighbors yard right now!
This action involve lying your partner on the breakfast table. This will require an egg. After having her lay on the table, you take the egg & place it inside her vagina. Do not put it in too far, just enough so that it will not break. Next, you put your penis inside her and break the egg. After breaking the egg, have some sex and enjoy the slimy egg yolk. Afterwards, you eat the egg out of her (The egg part of breakfast) and then she gives you a blowjob (The breakfast sausage)
Yummy!
Jimmy: Hey, have you had McDonalds new breakfats sandwich?
John: No, but have you tried Breakfast In Portugal?
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