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to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
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Wanking when you are supposed to be working.
Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
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1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.
2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.
1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.
2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.
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(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.
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The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.
Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.
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Aus. v. The art of postponing work to meet with Pamela Handerson.
Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
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Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off
I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.
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