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Protocol 707

A business term for getting drunk with the crew.

Email: "Tonight's protocol 707, wear the rquirements. Please, don't remind suzie. We don't want a disaster".

by NotTroybutTroy November 27, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet Protocol

A dumbass thing that is used for gay ass Moderator and Admins to track your ISP down, I'm lucky I use High Anon Proxys

See proxys

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Protocol

When in a situation of heightened sensitivity e.g. at a new partner's apartment, a house party, unisex toilet with a queue etc. and you need to have a poo-poo, the act of timing the flush to coincide with the dump in order to minimise the presence of the offending matter within the confines of the room to effectively nil, thus maintaining the room's aromatic integrity.

"Last night's burrito caught up with me slap bang in the middle of brunch at the mother-in-law's, but I managed to initiate ghost protocol."

by Gavvygavgav July 11, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


B.A.S protocol

Bitches Ain't Shit

When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.

"Yo Dreagons simping for logan, it's time to initiate B.A.S protocol"

"Yes sir!"

by BallFondeler69 December 26, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Protocol zebra

Quarantine procedures that you immediately implement when one of your friends, coworkers, or family members show signs of being sick. No sharing bowls, drinks, or-if you can help it-air.

โ€œIโ€™d usually share a hit off this bowl, but we are under protocol Zebra.โ€

โ€œSam coughed! Protocol Zebra! We are full Protocol Zebra.โ€

by Wizard_Orc February 20, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Protocol

When your penis is uncircumcised and unbonerfied and looks like Tom Cruise incognito in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Bro, i saw your penis reported in ghost protocol when you passed out on your blackout birthday night

by The Don Dadadadad November 28, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.

All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž