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Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.
Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!
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A disease that most teenagers go through.
Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.
There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
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Guy 1 : I'm getting voice cranks
Guy 2 : yeah your getting pubertied
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In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.
Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.
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The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.
Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!
John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*
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Someone who no one knows about/extremely ugly, but when puberty hits them, they're suddenly the most popular kid around.
Friend: He's totally the puberty parm of the school.
Me: ikr
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When a font, as the size largens, becomes more smooth and less jagged looking. Usually occurs around size 14px, where you can really distinguish the smoothness of the letter.
Arial has it's font puberty at size 14, while Century Gothic has it at 18.