putting your puppies in the bath

The act of squeezing your balls into the ass of a woman and the fucking her pussy with your dick. As you can imagan this is quite hard to do, just like putting to puppise in a bath tube. So that is it putting your puppies (balls) in the bath (ass).

Alex: 'That girl you went with last night a a wild rep any of it true?'

Graham: 'Yes, she loved anal and then she said to me put my balls in her ass and fuck her pussy, so I thought this is freaky but what the hell and gave it a try. Man its hard work to get your balls into a bitchs ass, they keep on wanting to pop out.'

Alex: 'So its like putting your puppies in the bath.'

Graham: 'Yep, so that rep is true my man.'

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put your friends first

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.

hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?

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put your pussy up

PYPU or Put your pussy up. This phrase is used to tell a girl, who is throwing herself and pussy onto a dude in a desperate or slutty way in order to get laid. This phrase can also be used in order for one girl to tell another that she is acting like a slut. Can also be used in a manner of telling a girl to use flirtation and sex to get what she wants, like putting it up for sale or auction.

"Hey slut...put your pussy up!"
"Hey, Jamie...you are being way too easy...put your pussy up!"
"Damn this girl is all over my nuts...she needs to put her pussy up."
"Jesus Amy, if you want that guy to buy you a drink you gotta put your pussy up..."

Girl A: "Yeah, I really wish that Brian would would pay more attention to me...I want to be with him so bad..."
Girl B: "Well if you want to grab his attention, you need to wear something sexy or you can try something a little more risky..."
Girl A: "A little more risky? Like what? What do you mean?"
Girl B: "Girl you need to PYPU..."
Girl A: "What in the hell is PYPU?"
Girl B: "PUT YO' PUSSY UP!!!"

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put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

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put your thing down

Stop what you're doing; quit messing around

"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"

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Put your man up

-verb

Spray painting your name on a wall

Quick while they arnt looking put your man up

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Put your weener back in

Settle down,calm down

Dude,put your weener back in

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