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Fucking dead
Lizzie’s in a box, in a box, Lizzie’s in a box!
Josh: Hey did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died!
Tammy: Hell yeah!
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when you run out of lube as you use your grandmas ashes to have anal sex with your grandpa
Dude i watch my mom do a dirty queen elizabeth II on the Hub
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A lonely, desolate, edge of the world, bum-fuck middle of nowhere group of islands north of Canada where a couple underpaid scientists conduct meaningless environmental research.
Ignorant Friend: Dude, north of Canada is the North Pole and Santa and all that shit right?
You: No, there's a bunch of mountainous, incredibly cold islands just above it. They're called the Queen Elizabeth Islands, and my dad says it's easier to live in Detroit than it is there.
Recently-Enlightened Friend: Damn. How does he know?
You: He went to college for "Environmental Problems", only got an associate's degree, and he was exiled there.
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When you shit in the shower and stomp the movement down the drain.
I was doing my squats in the shower this morning, accidently shit myself and had to give it a queen Elizabeth's jig.
The longest reigning monarch of all of Britain
When King George Vi died, Queen Elizabeth II became queen in 1952.
A former monarch of the UK, whom god couldn't save.
Rip Queen Elizabeth II 😟😟😭😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
The Queen Elizabeth is a popular dance move that people of all ages are doing. This dance involves putting your left arm a 90 degree angle leanings the back side of your hand down at your left hip. Subsequently, your right hand is making a tall "c" shape as you twist it back and forth while moving your whole right arm left and right (similar to how Queen Elizabeth waves). While all this is going on you are required to bounce/sway to the music. All of these motions are called "the Queen Elizabeth". It has been trending around the Midwest and even the south in popular spring break locations. Additionally, it has been becoming exponentially popular in Eastern European night clubs.
Do the Queen Elizabeth! It's a thing!