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Fucking dead
Lizzie’s in a box, in a box, Lizzie’s in a box!
Josh: Hey did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died!
Tammy: Hell yeah!
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when you run out of lube as you use your grandmas ashes to have anal sex with your grandpa
Dude i watch my mom do a dirty queen elizabeth II on the Hub
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A lonely, desolate, edge of the world, bum-fuck middle of nowhere group of islands north of Canada where a couple underpaid scientists conduct meaningless environmental research.
Ignorant Friend: Dude, north of Canada is the North Pole and Santa and all that shit right?
You: No, there's a bunch of mountainous, incredibly cold islands just above it. They're called the Queen Elizabeth Islands, and my dad says it's easier to live in Detroit than it is there.
Recently-Enlightened Friend: Damn. How does he know?
You: He went to college for "Environmental Problems", only got an associate's degree, and he was exiled there.
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The longest reigning monarch of all of Britain
When King George Vi died, Queen Elizabeth II became queen in 1952.
A former monarch of the UK, whom god couldn't save.
Rip Queen Elizabeth II 😟😟😭😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️
When you shit in the shower and stomp the movement down the drain.
I was doing my squats in the shower this morning, accidently shit myself and had to give it a queen Elizabeth's jig.
dead...
person 1:omg. did you hear?
person 2: what?
person 1:jimmy queen elizabethed (died)
person 2:omg.