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From the book of the same name by P. J. O'Rourke –
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
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Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
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1. A phrase used to break a moment of awkwardness by making it more awkward.
2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.
1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.
2. Monitor Lizard
When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!
The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.
A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.
As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.
When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
What comes out of politician's mouths
I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.