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When you take such a large dump so large that it hits the bottom of the toilet and coils up like a rattlesnake.
I took a steamy rattlesnake last night. It was so large I had to get the scissors.
A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake
Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake
When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.
My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.
having sex in a bar
"Hey baby, wanna go kick rattlesnakes?"
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When a guy is about to finger his girl, he puts some icy hot on his fingers. When he does finger her it results in the most extreme pain ever imagined.
"John wanted to brake up with his girlfriend, so he gave her an Arizona Rattlesnake."
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A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.
Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.
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A type of snake. And the nickname for the profession wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
There is the wild texas rattlesnake.
Fandango just got his ass whooped by the texas rattlesnake!
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