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Relapse Menstruation

When you get a heavier flow right after you think your period is over.

Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!

Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.

by jenxie March 1, 2010

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yule tide relapse

the reverse of the turkey drop. when the high school couple that went to separate colleges and broke up over thanksgiving break see each other again over the holidays and in a fit of nostalgia get back together but the relationship is probably doomed from the start

Roommate 1: How was your break?
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...

by blueredblueyellow444 December 10, 2009


time relax relapse

Verb....=Time to continue to relax

Time relax relapse time.

by Lezsta Mctester February 15, 2017


National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 2, 2024


False Relapse

"False relapse" is a transpiration of the cerebral nerve forgetting one thing and thus, relating to the former phrase or inculcation. False relapse is a typical error in social media, should it be considered one. People who experience false relapse tend to go into an unbreakable, slight tenacity. False relapse may coincide chronologically or irrationally, which are the two major figments of false relapse. Usually, false relapse is exhibited by postdate text (See e.g. 1).

False relapse is only an occurrence, and it poses no threat. If frequencies of false relapse do appear, however, it is known as, "acute false relapse".

False relapse, postdate: "I like to read books. Books are informative. I like to read books.
False relapse, chronological: "I don't mean to debate, but it seems people tend TO
TO care about money from pseudo-dramatic content than stopping war and keeping tranquil."
False relapse, irrational: " I am twenty "yo" years old." "Your spelling needs improvement, but evermore, your fine." "(Explicit language repeated incoherently)"

by Ninja of Logic August 23, 2014


Infinity Relapse

When the body becomes paralyzed after mass masturbation. An infinite relapse is instant death in 5 minutes. The veins in your body pop all at once and you fall to the ground. Symptoms: Dizzyness, difficulty breathing, nausea, kidney stones, penile cramps.

(A) I heard Johnny got an infinity relapse. That sucks
(B) fuck that prick dude. I hope he relapsed in hell too

by That.Kidd.Fish August 25, 2021


Relapsation Time

A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.

"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"

by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015