Met the Rev

The act of doing so many drugs at once that a person will overdose and die, but come back to life in the Emergency Room, while they were dead they met the former drummer of Avenged Sevenfold James Sullivan.

Hey joe how was your weekend?

DUDE! It was crazy; I totally met the rev.
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rev head

Australian term for a young male person who owns and is obsessed by an excessively powerful motor vehicle, generally manufactured in the 1970s or 1980s. His car is more important than his driver's licence, sex, drugs or rock'n'roll.

That Bevan is such a rev head. He's got a bloody lime green Holden Torana with extractors, mags, ten-speaker 200 watt stereo and it's got more guts than the space shuttle.

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Courtesy Rev

An old car or hot rod's way of expressing respect for another car the driver thinks is sharp. The courtesy rev is often returned.No horns are involved because most vehicles who use the courtesy rev have long been without a horn.

Levi: "Damn look at that 69' Z/28"
Cody: "Courtesy Rev man!"
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the rev

Drummer for shit-metal band Avenged Sevenfold. Possesses some drumming skill, but that skill is greatly diminished by one of the gayest haircuts in heavy metal history.

Dude #1: Man, their drummer's pretty good, but he has to get rid of that haircut...

Dude#2: I agree, his head looks like a three-headed dildo... kind of like The Rev...

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Doing a Rev

The act of fucking up. More correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected and solely the fucker upper's own fault. Even more correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected, solely the fucker upper's own fault and which lets everyone else down badly.

Adster: Oh fuckety fuck! These excellent showings just highlight how close I am to "doing a Rev". Now I find the figures I need are on a three weeks delivery.

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Rev Theory

An awesome band that almost no had heard of before they began touring with lynard skynard and breaking benjamin. Rich is the lead singer and is accompanied by 2 guitar players and a drummer. Listen to hell yeah and you'll see what I mean. They. kick. ass.

Hey are you going to see Rev Theory play with Breaking Benjamin?

Yeah man. Better bring a towel cause you're gonna skeet yourself.

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rev-tune

An automobile mechanic who incorrectly attempts to improve a poor running engine by repeatedly revving it up attempting to blow out carbon build up on the spark plugs, rather than performing a proper tune-up with new spark plugs.

Anyone who revs up an automobile engine neutral gear over and over again with the hood up attempting to improve it attributes is know as rev-tuning an engine. A rev-tune is no substitute for a tune-up with new spark plugs.

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