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The guy above me.
Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"
Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."
Shit Metal = Non-existent
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A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.
Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...
Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
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insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit
man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal
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A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song
I Think Chop Suey is impossible to time your Metal Shit Movements
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Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory
Just got done with some metal shitting.