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The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.
This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.
Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
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The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.
Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.
Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.
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A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.
John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."
A heartwarming digital tradition where individuals send celebratory messages at the stroke of midnight (12 AM) to express their joy in having an ongoing chat or conversation with someone through a messaging app. This ritual isn't tied to any specific occasion like a birthday; rather, it's a spontaneous way to celebrate the connection between individuals.
Chat Conversation between "T" and "A"
T (at 12:00 AM): HBD
A (at 12:48 AM): why hbd pls explain me now
T (at 12:50 AM): its the "12AM HBD Ritual"
The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.
"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."
The 4:20 Ritual only occurs on the April 20th(4/20) and is said day's BLUNT + BOWL Ritual and must be completed by the end of said day. 4 blunts and 20 bowls......now you have a new holiday ritual.
Ex: Clay, "Why is he drooling?". Henry, "He is completing the 4:20 Ritual and almost done!". Jake, ".......ughhuhuhkkushhhhhahhhah."
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