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A thing that you want to throw to your enemy in stopped time.
Why directly kill your enemy when you can use a road roller?
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Shit homie got sent up the road for that key in the trunk
Road running is driving around the city making money (mainly selling drugs) doing anything to make money fast from sun up to sun down.
"I been road running all day foe, made bout $500"
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noun: a saying used to aggrandize a weird, uncomfortable, or unusual comment or situation. the saying originated from the show Trailer Park Boys where Ray, a drunk ex-trucker, vindicated his greasy actions by claiming they're simply an acceptable part of the trucker lifestyle, the "way of the road".
When Bubbles asked why he was throwing his piss jugs all over the trailer park Ray simply replied, "Way of the road Bubs, way of the road."
Bubbles: "But Ray, they're 'ladies of the evening'.. Can't it just be the two of us on the road?"
Ray: "They're friends of the road Bubs, come on- be hospitable. It's the way of the road."
Jenny: "Why did you whip it out at the restaurant? We were having such a nice, quiet meal.."
Kevin: "Idk, way of the road?"
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Trucker lingo for prostitutes.
Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
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A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."
Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
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Being "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" is similar to Being a "FENCE SITTER."
"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.
A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.
Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.
These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.
They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.
They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."
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