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A guy who is willing to ask out a girl through a cop, write and sing songs for her, and buy her a caramel frappe on Valentine’s Day AND on her birthday
Yeah you see Rohit Jesudoss there? Because of him, that cop is fired
Rohit Sharma is an Indian cricketer bastmen. People judge his captaincy only based on the IPL stats. But the actual reality is that his team Mumbai Indians is so strong that can defeat any other team even there is no captain in in the team. So, Rohit Sharma is not a contender for the captaincy.
You just won a mini competition. Your captaincy is looking like Rohit captaincy
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The national anthem of yeetalia
Everyone screams his name when they’re happy
happy person: ROHIT RAJ MITTAL
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Professional meme creator, pun prop entrepreneur, advocate against emergency alerts, robot marriage counselor
Person 1: Wow, look at this person's résumé! He's an entrepreneur, an advocate, and a marriage counselor! How impressive!
Person 2: What a Rohit Raj Mittal!
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Make Rohit Indian Captain because he have 5 Ipl titles as a captain and he is better captain than virat coolie
Virat coolie is a choker therefore Make Rohit Indian Captain
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most handsum dood on dis whol world. very phunny, kul, qute, smexi, sweat. also acts very often dumb (not sure if it is acting or not). very chill guy. sneezes like dads do. has enourmous huge pp. very caring. can't grow a connecting beard tho.
Person: did you see that guy walking over there?
,,Yes, I get wet just by looking at him''
(turns out to be a rohit they saw)
Rohit means king of gays.Rohit is always sucking dicks of men and animals
Rohit itself is a gaali. If you want to abuse someone instead of saying gandmare or pundmare use ROHIT that will hurt someone more
Gandmara = Rohit