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English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual
"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?
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When you can best someone in a game and it can or will be made clear by using the method of tallying.
Kyle definitely stretched billy in a game of basketball 1 on 1, he won by 10.
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The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs
It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.
A term that defines when a pup stretches "Big stretch." Some now allege legalities against those who do not say "Big stretch, big big stretch" when their puppy stretches. Must be said in accordance to puppy law.
"OHHHHH Big stretch, big big stretch." Good boy!
The phenomenon where the section of shirt fabric between a woman's breasts becomes stretched taut, as evidenced by several prominent horizontal "stretch folds". It occurs only when the right combination of shirt tightness, breast firmess and breast size is met. Stretch action is often displayed prominently in over-the-top anime busts.
Guy 1: Hey, check out the stretch action on that girl over there.
Guy 2: Nice!
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Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
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John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.
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Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.
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Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.