Sawyer

A man who one may describe as a melted seal with a paper bag over his head that's drenched in bleach. He somehow gets all the girls even though he has no hair and cheats on them constantly. He also breaks up with them if they have religious values. He will pull your girl best friend and dump her; now she's a wreck. Watch out. He's a shark.

Oh no! Sawyer is approaching! Get out of the water!

Sawyer

I fictitious girl friend that your girl uses as cover for her location when she is out banging her side guy

Hey babe, after work I’m going to go and hang out with Sawyer and smoke some weed…ill be home late

sawyer

Hottest man to ever walk the earth

Sawyer is so dreamy!

Sawyered

The act of getting Suspended from work for a racially insensitive remark

"Why is he locked out." "He Sawyered himself with a racist joke"

Sawyered

Receiving a text message alluding to terminology that forces you to look up said terminology on Urban Dictionary.

Said individual: "Dude, we need to do an elephant walk."
You: "I just got sawyered."

Sawyer

Autism 😂🤣🤦 ♂️

Oh look

Hes a Sawyer

He's autistic

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Sawyer

a tall, cute, nice guy, who has beautiful blue eyes and has already banged every girl you know atleast twice, and if you try to fight him, you’re GONE!!

He’s also a Football Beast, and a Gaming God!

Kid: did you see that Sawyer?
Other Kid:: Yea he’s fucking amazing

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