An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things
βTom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasnβt best friends with Porn Stache Sandyβ
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An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?
Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz
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BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!
brian james schwartz is snatched
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person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it
hates beth, THAT CLOWN LOOKIN BITCH.Also pretty ,funny ,and nice. loves cheese
who tf just said babygirl in an austailian accent? it was alayna schwartz
A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.
To be taken advantage of by an individual having or showing no moral principles; not honest or fair.
Man that waiter really Schwartzed me, I was charged for 10 full entrees instead of the 8 I ordered to my table.