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Slang for Magic Mushrooms or Shrooms
Hey man, can you hook me up with an eighth of science?
An exclamation added after suggesting an idea that is obviously terrible, or a request with sexual undertones.
1. You know beer pong, where you have a drink for each point? We should try beer-scrabble!... for science!
2. so you used to do a pole-dancing workout? you should send me a video of that.. for science!
An exclamation used to justify whenever someone does something just for the heck of it, or to see what would happen; it was not done needlessly, but rather for the advancement of science!
Typically spoken of either in a comical Bill Nye way or in an insane, mad scientist way. Props, like a working Tesla coil, are recommended but not required.
- Dude, we have to microwave this lump of moldy cheese... FOR SCIENCE!
- I need to put a duck in a vat of Jell-o. FOR SCIENCE!
etc.
Something that works, bitches.
Bonus points if you can identify the science being used.
Term used to denote one’s belief and allegiance to mainstream narratives on science, especially to medical practices.
Well Dr Fauci told us so on CNN last night, and I trust the science.
Subtly different from regular, or garden, science, SCIENCE! is when reality starts to break down in a haze of maniacal cackling. Any idiot can practise science. It takes a real psychotic genius to pull off SCIENCE! The capital letters and exclamation mark are important.
Newtons laws of motion are science. Frankenstein's monster was SCIENCE!
Performing SCIENCE! occasionally leads to angry mobs attacking your isolated castle, wielding pitchforks and burning torches.
"B-but that's impossible! It shouldn't work! It can't work! It doesn't make sense!
"Nothing is impossible for SCIENCE!"
The act of winning an argument using scientific fact. It must be done around other people and used in a similar fashion to being burned or schooled. Many times, people will be unable to handle this and give up the argument.
Person 1: Pluto isn't a planet because it doesn't dominate its own orbit.
Person 2: Pluto is a type of planet called a dwarf planet; therefore, it's a planet. Would you like a NASA article about it?
Person 1: Whatever...
Person 2: You just got scienced.