when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up
I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night
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1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.
1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.
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Anaheim scramble: the act of putting avocado in your condom and then having sex.
Example:
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.
When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.
I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
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Most frequently seen in pornographic films; occurs when a male is having sexual intercourse with another person in any orifice but the mouth, and when realizing he is about to ejaculate, scrambles awkwardly towards the partner's facial region, to ensure that the expending fluids will make contact with the recievers face.
"when the waiter at my local diner offered me a side scramble, i was dissatisfied with the results and left with an empty stomach."
"If I see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give 'em the old side scramble!"
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To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.
Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.