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A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"
Daddy you broke my iPod!
Sears Grand 4 lyfe!
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An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.
Random Girl: He's so sexy, who is he??
Chance: That's my boyfriend, "Dane Sears "
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When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.
I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
she hot but she goes to joseph sears school...
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A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."
I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.
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to jerk off
"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"
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Man who has red hair and roars at a full moon instead of howls
Ryan Lane Sears