Cuffing Season

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

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rona season

The time of year when the you drink a Corona. It is acceptable to drink anywhere, at anytime. Must be done in a Full Send.

It's 'Rona Season, Full Send for the boys

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Season 8

A total disappointment, possibly causing emotional pain.

"God that was such a Season 8"

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

Backdoor Season

A season or interval of time in which Tragic events or betrayals occur over the span of the season with words like "shit get tragic" used to announce these events, additionally one may ask "what was the reason" to try to better comprehend the tragic event that just took place.

"Bro shit get tragic, Backdoor season"
"Bro is Backdoor season you know shit finna get tragic"
"Oh shit its Backdoor season Shit get tragic like what was the reason"

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buzzcut season

The time of year where majority of couples break up.

“its buzzcut season. The time of year where majority of couples break up.”
buzzcut season

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Seasons in the Abyss

Slayer's other best album. War Ensemble blisters; Dead
Skin Mask seduces; and the title track takes you back where you belong: Hell. Oh, and The Abyss has 666 seasons; they're all uncomfortable and brutal. Good music for when you're tired after a long day of butchery and mayhem, but there's more meat for the pile.

Rich's arms were tired from all the beheading, but there were many more high school jocks, so he turned on Seasons in the Abyss and kept chopping.