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A spear that shakes. What else does it mean, you stupid fuck?
Look at my shakespear, it's trembling with fear
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Someone who you can’t understand but read in english class anyways
Teacher: “okay class today we will be reading Macbeth by Shakespeare.”
Class: “ah shiet”
U know. The one guy... he wrote stuff.
1: it’s like it was written by Shakespeare!
2: who dat?
Someone who slides in DM'S easily. If you try to talk to him he's going to ignore you because he doesn't fuck with nobody. He keeps it real and if he got something to say, he's straight up going to say it to your face. Your girl loves his mustache. He might be a uglyass nigga but yeah....she still loves his mustache😏😝.
Trey Songz ain't got nothing on Shakespeare. .....
a sexy female's thighs or legs (thy=thighs)
-"dude, check out that chick standing over there at the bus stop"
-"yeah, that shawty got some shakespeares on her"
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(n.) 1. an intellectual, deeper than the user of the word.
2. an actor, esp. one who does shakespearean plays.
3. a writer or a poet, esp. a particularly eloquent one
4. someone who uses large words (obfiscates) or speaks in an old-fasioned manner.
from William Shakespeare, a playwrite and poet who is regarded as the best the english language ever had or ever will have.
1. that reverend is a true shakespeare.
2. hey, shakespeare! you got the part of macbeth, or lady mecbeth?
3. he's no shakespeare, but his letters make me feel better.
4. take a look at shakespeare over here! hes all "art thou" and "shouldst" and "manipulative copulation" like, yo!
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The unfunniest comedian that ever existed.
John: Here are some excerpts from Shakespeare's work, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
*blah blah*
Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.
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