Random
Source Code
Random
The Common Shan may reside in jungles, forests, on the streets, in cardboard boxes and in large apartment style buildings. Is often defensive of its territory and will claw, bite, scratch, choke, impregnate and in rare cases hit its prey with foam weapons to defend itself. Its clothing often lacks color and during mating season it will dawn grey clothing to attract a mate. The male Common Shan is often large and has long hair, typically in a pony tail. While the female is small and aggressive. Young Common Shans often have the appearance of a young Korean boy and make loud complaining noises.
1) Man! I just saw a Common Shan, you can tell by the lack of color in its clothing.
2) Did you see the Common Shan being dominated by its mate.
3) I saw a Common Shan in the grocery store the other day, it was purchasing Korean tooth paste.
6👍 1👎
(n.) A girl that is hot from behind, but not from the front.
She's a total bakku-shan, but that's okay, I'm only going to see her from behind.
68👍 37👎
A long-bearded wise man with great character.
That guy is a true, real person. Everything he says is so wise. He's a Shan Man.
45👍 25👎
When u get fat roasted and u just have to accept it
Ross - "Steven id actually kill you a swear down min, honestly you're just a fat cunt"
Steven - "Shan Ross thats a fat shan douglas"
poor or unusual hair style
shan=not so good
pelt= covering of fur or hair
derogetory description of a poorhair style, barnet or wig
"Johnny, thu's got a Shan Pelt!"
"have you noticed that girl over there, the one with the shan pelt?"
When Shannon pokes her finger into Ryan's butt-crack while hugging him, sliding her finger in and out vigorously
"shannon, did you just give him a shan-job???"