Shed

A place to masturbate

Remember in 7th grade, when we dared Nathan to masturbate in the shed. That was so gross!

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shed

short for shithead, used when you are too lazy or to tired to say it all

JE: "Freaky F you're a fat mastard grick sumbitch"
Freaky F: "yeah, but you be a shed"

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Shed

A derogatory term used to describe people who might find themselves rusty, mouldy or full of holes.

"Hi, sorry, I drank all the milk."
"Oh my God, you're such a Shed!"

"Have you put the heating on?"
"Yes, you big old Shed!"

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shed

The coolest spot among teenagers and middleaged men to go wack it or pull the pork

Gage:hey man you wanna go wack it my grandmas shed

Jose:sure dawg as long as we don't get caught jerkin our gerkin again

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shed

a small shack, made of wood, sometimes found in a forrest or garden. can be used for certain activites, such as 'shed lovin' and 'hanky panky'

man: mate, its been a week, think i'm gonna take her to the shed

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shed

place of immoral goings on.

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the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

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