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SHINESTY

The Ballsest, bounceless, bagging the beast grunds of all times!!!

SHINESTY The best grunds !

by Kvan$ December 29, 2022


Shinesty

A company that values your dingles and berries more than you, and reinvented the boxer to cup your junk in a loving caress. They make other soft, delightfully offensive or classy undies and pajamas and suits and dresses too.

Why does Brent look so stoned?

He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.

by morbrickle January 4, 2022


Shinesty

An unwanted erection that is highly noticeable occurring in an inappropriate situation or setting

When the bride and groom exchanged vows at their wedding the groom had a huge shinesty.

by emkeene December 29, 2022


Shinesty

Bold, Brilliant, and Ball-cuddling, Boxer Briefs for the Best Bulge

Perfect Pair of underPants to Please your Pickle

Supportive, Sexy, Soft, Skivvies for your Sausage

the Ultimate, Unique, Underwear that Umblay Uncle Richard and the twins

Person 1: Wow! Those are some dope drawers, where could I get me a pair?
Person 2: Thanks, you can snag some sets over at Shinesty.com

by Comfy Cox December 29, 2022


Shinesty

Clothing brand most commonly known for their men's/boy's super soft ball hammock underwear. The brand is true to it's products and real in their advertisement. Real Funny.

The hammock is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't like your food touching? You probably want to separate the frank and beans too. Shinesty's got you. Variety and styles keep us coming back for more. Perfectly placed designs ensure the joy of the purchase is shared with all who are blessed enough to witness you donning this special attire.

Hint: Nutcracker isn't as painful as it sounds.

Kick the stick and rest the jewels in a room of their own.

My son's favorite undies come from Shinesty.

by DsnyMom03 December 29, 2022


Shinesty

The best company to exist. Employs the most badass people and makes the softest underwear you will ever caress your nether regions with.

Stoked to get my monthly shinesty package in the mail.

by PsyyyycheB December 28, 2022


Shinesty

The most badass site for products that protect your grundle and Big Jim and the Twins from stank, frumunda and leg stickage.

Hey, check out this site, Shinesty! They have ball hammock underwear and I don't chafe anymore...the twins are smooth as silk!

by Halfpint420 December 29, 2022