short

Help me! I'm 19, 3'1 1/2" and 18 pounds and haven't grown since I was TWO!

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Short

When used in the context of dubbing someone as such, shall really mean "Penis" in a complementary fashion. For Example: "You are Short", really means "You have a large penis". Those using this phrase usually cannot stop thinking about penis, and should be treated as such.

Commonly used by Saint Thomasians.

A: "You sir, are short"
B: "Why thank you, and I must say your obsession over penis is making me uncomfortable.

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short

(noun) - a small portion of a cigarette, maybe a few deuces

Yo, lemme get a short.

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short

Slang term meaning car.

"Damn, that your new short?"

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short

short -person whoose getting out of the military soon.

I got only 1 day man can't get shorter then that.

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shorts

Midwest elderly slang for boxer shorts. Mainly used by older folks, nearly always white boxers.

You can't go out there like that to get the paper. You're in your shorts.

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short

when your the height of your guy's dick

she was so short she didnt need to bend over to blow him

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