Sister

God's worst screwup, made to teach brothers how unattractive and morally wrong the opposite sex really is.

My sister just PMSed all over me, in every way possible.

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Sister

Your sibling that usually gets you in trouble, and tattletales 24/7/365.

Ugh, my sister keeps getting me in trouble.

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sister

(Verb) To terminate something in an abrubt or unexpected fashion. Derived from the sudden ending of Sergio's (BE) performance ("Sister") at the Eurovision songfestival in 2002.

After Jack was diagnosed with several STD's, he sistered his relationship with Svetlana.

"Art. 3: Watching midgetporn during working hours will sister this contract of employment and nullify all duties of the employer."

The problem with urinating from the Eifeltower is that you can't sister if the security guard catches you.

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Sisters

Flesh related
Confucianism
relationship with other sub-members of a "family".

(Roman Caltholic Church)
Religious Relationship with abstain relationship to all others except God.

Sisters (Sonic Youth album)
Sisters (Letters to Cleo album)
Sisters (Sonic Youth album)
"Sisters", a song by She Wants Revenge
"Sisters", a song by The Ex from Turn
Sisters, a title similar to Nun in certain religious communities
Sisters, a sorority member
Sisters, a member of a peer group who is female
Sisters, a senior female nurse
Sisters, a Mormon or Muslim term of address for a female co-religionist.
Sisters: a character from the series The Berenstain Bears

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Sister

Used in Texas or other southern states as a synonym for wife

"this is my wife/sister"

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sister

1.A black female
2.A word that can be used in a greeting to show friendship of a black female.

1.Is the girl you was talking about a sister? (Sista.)
2. What's up mah Sista?

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Sistering

A condition where the male partner in a relationship clearly adores or is simply in love with their current partners sister. Given the opportunity all those diagnosed with this condition would instantly embark upon a new relationship with the sibling, at the drop of a hat.

"Ssup, dawg"?
'"I've been a twot! 20 years and I'm still sistering for Nettie. Poor Rene never stood a chance and she's a fucking shrew while I'm at it".
"That's harsh, Bred".