Skegness

When you express utter discust for an item or something that looks tacky.

'hey joe, that lava lamp you just brought looks so skegness!'

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Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).

Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

Skeg Vegas

Derogatory term for Skegness, the eastern England's version of a gambling/party town
Skegness is a town within Lincolnshire, whereas the term 'Skeg Vegas' originates from Yorkshire - a race of people known for noting shittiness in people and places

Person A: Do you fancy going to Las Vegas on holiday?
Person B: Nah, I want to go somewhere that is shit and full of cheap women.
Person: Skeg Vegas it is then...

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Skeg Vegas

The party town on east coast of England. Get your dollar out.

Dirty Inbred apes.

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Skegness gunt

One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on

Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them

Catch a skeg

Get a look, spot, see, glance.

"If you catch a skeg at the safe's combination, be sure to let me know."

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Skegness Thank-you

A burp that smells of spunk

Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.