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Skype

an overrated chat program that destroys the tradition of typing and is used for lazy people and video reviewers.
Skype is a more user friendly Ventrilo.

"wanna use skype? DURRRRRRRRRR"
*gets shot*

by giant hamster September 25, 2009

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Skype

From them real gangstas talkin about drug habits and drug related things

yo im bout to cop me sum Skype

by Travis Styles April 12, 2005

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Skype

Another word for scrap, or beef.

"bro i got into skype with that fag"
"I'll skype u OUT"

by TheGCrew April 17, 2010

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Skype

some outdated ass site that only normies and gay furries use discord is better l0l amirite

Guy 1: ey mang you hear how Jimmy still uses skype
Guy 2: Jimmy gay as fuckle mang

by Jimbo AssEater January 12, 2019

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Skype daddy

A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.

Biomom: โ€œJerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.โ€

Biomomโ€™s divorced confidente: โ€œI thought you donโ€™t even answer the phone if you see itโ€™s him.โ€

Biomom: โ€œNo, he skypes them during homework time.โ€

Confidente: โ€œAhh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. Itโ€™s a phase.โ€

by PJMac August 2, 2012


Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012


Skype Spliff

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

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