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To slap ones male genitles around the facial features of some unexpecting female.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.
X was givin Y oral pleasure.
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging
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Pronounced (shmeg).
A derivative of the word smegma, which is a buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.
Defined as an asshole, jerk, or douche-bag.
1. That guy literally cock-blocked me... what a smeg!
2. He has the brand on the outside of every article of clothing; what a smeg.
3. Did that smeg just slap that girl?
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1. Anal sex with monkeys
2. The F word
1. Dude I went to the zoo and smegged all day long with the monkeys!
2. WHAT THE SMEG!?
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Smeg is an alternate word for Aussie or Smegs for more than one Aussie. To be used in the same way they use Pom , use on a daily basis at home work or leisure.
It can be a term of endearment when used correctly.
"Hey hows it going Smeg"
"See you Smegs didn't get too many golds in the Olympics this time"
"The Smegs beat the Poms again at cricket"
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smeg = the cheesy stuff that you get on a guys forskin
dude ure nobs fulla smeg n its liek soooooooo cheesy
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it is a sagging piece of skin that
connects the main tubular segment of the penis to the flesh sack that holds and supports (scrotum) the sperm producing organs (testies)
poo wee! my smeg sure needs a wash, it
is starting to emit a cheese like odour
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This is an alternate word for an Aussie or Australian.
To be used in the same way as POM, can be derogatory or a term of endearment.
Smeg or Smegs for plural , this word can be used on an everyday basis at home or work or pleasure, in the same way Smegs use the word POM.
"Hey I hear the Smegs came sixth in the Olympics"
"You Smegs won the cricket again"
"Pull your head in you Smeg"
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