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smite u silly

some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.

wow the smite u silly guy really likes his dog. and who is talking too.

by edward5010 July 11, 2008

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SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

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Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"

Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...

by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt May 13, 2018


Bull smite

Another word to say besides bull shit

That is total bull smite shut up

by Itsyourmexicanhomie November 11, 2018


Slut Smite

When a girl full force sits on someone's dick from a standing position

My boyfriend was pissing me off so I hit him with the Slut Smite

I broke my boyfriend's pelvis while slut smitting him

by bitchboibottomboomer May 10, 2022


Smited by the sheeps

When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning

Guy 1:how was your day
Guy 2:it was good, i got smited by the sheeps

by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019


Smite

Another word for bitch, whore or slut . often used to describe annoying or bitchy people.

that fat ass smite took my food from the fridge

by @marieamunchfr August 4, 2023