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The insertion of at least 3 fingers (up to, and inclusive of, the insertion of the entire open hand) into the vagina of one woman by another woman
Louie- Wow! She gave her a full Sorority Handshake, I says!
AC- My favorite thing in the entire world!
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Often pretty they lack intelligence or intellect. They are here on daddy's money and are very up-tight and high maintenance. They are often found with there loser counter parts- Fat boys. These are the only women stupid enough to hang out with them and subsequently propel their breeding ability. Avoid these sluts at all costs. Pretty as they may be - they often have STD's from there frat boys and are dumb as rocks.
That Sorority girl has herpes and gonorrhea. what a whore!
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Standard Definition:
Sorority Rapture is the physiological aftereffect a young male experiences when visiting a sorority house for the first time. Primarily occurs among college freshman males who are not in a fraternity and does not have stable relationship with a sorority member.
Causes:
The cause of Sorority Rapture can stem from male virginity, sexual desire, and sexual frustration.
Occurrences:
Sorority Rapture tends to occur several hours after a non-Greek affiliated college male leaves the sorority house. Sorority Rapture usually lasts a couple days but can linger on for several weeks and months. In this situation, the male attempts to frequent the sorority house in the vain hope for sexual intercourse.
Symptoms of Sorority Rapture:
Sorority Rapture has several distinct bodily effects. Once a college male enters the sorority house and observes its members.
Firstly, a male will experience the "Awestruck Phase". The Awestruck Phase is a lengthy period of astonishment and shock a male experiences when he gazes upon the masses of attractive females. The Awestruck Phase usually causes numbness in the legs and groin. The Awestruck Phase is often extended if the Sorors are wearing scantily clad clothing.
Secondly, a male will transition into the "Selection Phase". The Selection Phase is a cognitive observation and selection of sorority members that the male desires to have sex with. During this phase the male often will cast a blank "daydreamish" stare upon attractive Sorors leading them to make casual jokes which increases the effect of the Selection Phase.
Normally, the Selection Phase and Awestruck Phase occur interchangeably and last indefinitely until the male leaves the sorority house. Upon leaving the sorority house the male will experience more symptoms of Sorority Rapture.
After leaving the sorority house, the male experiences the "Post Erection Phase". The Post Erection Phase is a physical symptom in which the male has an erection after leaving the sorority house. Usually it is a mild erection but can range to a raging hard-on.
Afterward, the male experiences the "Euphoric Phase". The Euphoric Phase is a period in which the male feels happy, content, and in good spirit. It has been theorized that the visual perception of cleavage, camel toe, and the sensation of casual hugging leads to a state of euphoria.
Justin: "Hey Matt, whats with the big toothy smile?"
Matt: "I went over to the Alpha Theta Pi house to work on my ECON 112 group project with Allie and Erica"
Matt: "Dude! You should have went with me. Omigod! There were so many hot girls just layin around watchin T.V and stuff. I went up to Erica's room to get a ruler and I saw Lexi comin out of the shower! You know the one with the big tits, we saw at Scottie's party"
Justin: "Sounds like you have a classic case of Sorority Rapture"
Matt: "I gonna go visit them tommorrow!......."
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A fratstar who repeatedly stuffs sorostitutes in his ex-girlfriends sorority, even after being asked not to do so by the ex.
"I'd appreciate it if you stopped hooking up with my sorority sisters, but it's your life you sorority slayer!"
"Oh, by the way i hooked up with eddie the sorority slayer last night...sorry sister!"
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This commonly refers to an all female office in corporate America, located in the mid-west (I.E. Dallas). They distinguish themselves by giggling during conference calls and sending smiley faces in emails and IMs. Usually girls with names like Kristi, Melody, Destiny and Jennie. They tend to act busy when everybody know they have nothing to do.
Remote Office in Charlotte: Hey Kristi, did you get that loan into closing.
Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHE. :) Yes, but it was really hard. I had to order VOMs, VOEs, Payoffs. It took all day.
Remote Office in Charlotte: Well, Kristi. Thats your job. Its why we pay you.
Dallas Sorority Girl: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE :) :) that right sorry.
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What it's called when a guy has a tatoo on the small of his back
This guy at the gym had sorority ink, that's so gay.
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Usually a retarded bitch that has little understanding of the world around her. She typically has no idea who she is as a person therefore she does anything to fit in the crowd no matter how ridiculous. These girls pretend to believe they are better than everybody else and exceptional in some way because they are rich girls that have been validated their entire lives. These repulsive whores are also extraordinary fake. They pretend to be happy people, but are actually miserable due to their drug and alcohol problems , daddy issues, the excessive amounts of cock they choke on, and their complete lack of purpose and direction in their lives. Sorority girls claim they love and respect their sorority sisters, yet talk mad shit about them and fuck their boyfriends. They all are jealous of each other and compete for male attention. These girls pay upwards of $8,000 a year in some cases for fake friends, drugs, and frat chode so that they can have the validation that they are better than everybody else. The typical life path for these girls is to get ran through by 50-100+ chads in 4 years and then marry a pussy bitchmade simp and drink wine all day. All in all, sorority girls are confused, low IQ, spoiled rich white hoes with that serve nobody any good but chads looking for a quick bust.
Frat guy 1: hey brotato chip, you see that sorority girl over there? She’s a baddie homeslice, what a bad broad.
Frat guy2: yeah facts my man, we could probably both get the box. Look how thirsty for validation she is. She pretends to be hard to get, but she already fucked Timmy and Matthew.
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