spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

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spam

n. Something Urban Dictionary hates

v. Something Urban Dictionary will never do to you

We hate spam, so we'll never spam you.

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spam

Another word for junk mail or junk e-mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.

Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.

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Spam

A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.

Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!

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SPAM

Stupid People Annoy Me.

An appropriate response to a thread-jacked facebook comment : SPAM

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Spam

A meat

Spam up!

spamful

Full of spam.

This page is so spamful... wonder who spammed here.